As we are approaching our 30th reunion, this may be something we can all relate to:

What a difference 30 years can make

VERY TRUE

1971: Long Hair
2001: Longing for Hair

1971: The perfect high
2001: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1971: KEG
2001: EKG

1971: Acid rock
2001: Acid reflux

1971: Moving to Calif. because it's cool.
2001: Moving to Calif. because it's warm.

1971: Growing pot.
2001: Growing pot belly

1971: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
2001: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids

1971: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2001: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1971: Seeds and stems
2001: Roughage

1971: Popping pills, smoking joints
2001: Popping joints

1971: Our President's struggle with Fidel
2001: Our President's struggle with fidelity

1971: Paar
2001: AARP

1971: Killer weed
2001: Weedkiller

1971: Hoping for a BMW
2001: Hoping for a BM

1971: The Grateful Dead
2001: Dr. Kevorkian

1971: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2001: Receiving a new hip joint

1971: Rolling Stones
2001: Kidney stones

1971: Being called into the principal's office
2001: Calling the principal's office

1971: Screw the system
2001: Upgrade the system

1971: Peace sign
2001: Mercedes logo

1971: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2001: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1971: Taking acid
2001: Taking antacid

1971: Passing the drivers test
2001: Passing the vision test

1971: Whatever
2001: Depends

What a difference 30 years can make, huh?

[ by Man Kong ]